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CHURF

by Beaman

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1.
Gotta move, Gotta make a lot of moves cos I can't just sit still here Made mistakes, now I gotta break away before I end up getting' killed here You can put all your eggs in a basket, sure enough somebody's gonna crack it. You can try, you can really really try to pretend it never happened You can cry Niagara Falls outta yer eyes but it still won't take it back, man Cos you put all your eggs in a basket. There's no stopping once somebody finally cracks it
2.
Good intentions can only take you so far. When there's an error for things to start off right but then you'll just fall apart, I know. I know you've been looking for someplace else and you're not playing the hand your dealt. So enjoy your new life, and I'm fine with watching you pass me by.
3.
The months at an end. The rent's short again. I'm flat broke with nothing to show. While some Dick on TV with less talent than me is renting out three of his homes. And No, I just can't win Again and again it's the same thing Brainwashed by the mainstream And No, I won't give in Into the show So much to drink, but I still think that I've got full control of my brain Cos I manage to eat, throughout the week. Pockets heavy and filled up with change. But, I'm getting tired. Stressed bout' getting fired for under ten dollars an hour. When life gives you lemons and you're without sugar your face will be left looking sour Your dream is a fat joke. Built up to burn in record time. We'll all be laughing while you're waiting in the back at the end of the Punch Line. And if you decide you're sick of living on your knees wiping cum out your eyes You may begin to see the light and gain a little perspective. Then maybe you'll see, that your American Idols are as real to me as the Easter Bunny fucking Mrs. Claus outside in an Orgy. Then maybe you'll see, that your American Idols are as real to me as a Tooth Fairy going broke, as a Grumpy Cat getting stoked or me winning first place on your favorite singing show.
4.
Went to North Shore, Grave Sides to skate They said ya gotta pay to participate! Reached in my pocket, shit outta luck I came so far man, WHAT THE FUCK?! I came so far dude, I'm shit outta luck ALL I GOT IS A DOLLAR!
5.
CHURF 01:31
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6.
Poor Chucky 01:47
You run your mouth when no one else can see you That's when you show everyone who you really are. Your friends they may as well be robots because they are (because they are). You claim you're not following a trend. well thank god, cos it would all end if everyone had the same excuse not to be cool, we'd all be fools; We'd all be doomed. Who are you? And where did you come from?
7.
Muff Diver 03:07
So here we are again. Stuck in this limbo wasting our time and I'm running out of my mind keeping it all inside. We pick fights like date nights come too far and few. and I don't know what to do. So welcome back to the show. The fans have voted and wadda ya know. I guess it's my turn to go but don't act too surprised. Sometimes your arbitrary unnecessarily sad and I can't help but feel bad. I've asked if you wanted to go out but instead I stay to hear you shout You left me with ringing ears. You yell that you don't wanna talk and then you turn around and walk I just stand there for them to watch, now we're the topic to discuss
8.
Once again I'm last selected Sleeves are off they're ineffective I got dumped and then rejected Double dribbles get neglected I WANNA DUNK I WANNA SCORE I WISH THAT I WAS SIX FOOT FOUR SHOT JUST BRICKED OFF THE BOARD MY ANKLES BROKE, I'M ON THE FLOOR BUT YOU! CAN'T BOX ME OUT!
9.
Dank Chronic 00:49
10.
Butt Satan 01:14
BUTT! SATAN! BUTT! SATAN! He never makes a sound, When he comes around. Next thing you know your pants are laying on the ground He'll leave a little note, just asking for a poke but if you tell him nope he'll wrap his tail around your throat He hates being neglected, always disrespected Not into clothing so he's always naked He's a booty detective, Always erected and he don't give a fuck about who's affected BUUUUUUTT SATAAAAAN He always makes a pass, perving out in class Your butts a swimming pool and Butt Satan's gonna make a splash He don't discriminate, whether its plump or flat Butt Satans gonna smash you like a baseball bat
11.
I don't wanna go to Community service The people over there keep making me nervous I'm about to stop showing up on purpose Oh god Dammit, I probably deserve this!
12.
SMALL DADS 00:11
13.
Quarter Head 02:08
They shot the apple, right off his head The new gun is a big success, that's what they said But we never heard, from phil again til We saw a friend who, said phil was dead, dude Now I'm twenty-five and I can see What it is they really want. They want us dead! They're all your enemy! They hate us for no reason! They live in jealousy! Let's make the world a little more like the USA! Then we can build more factories and we can have more stuff for sale Now I'm Twenty-Five and I can see Just how bad they need us not to think Follow what's mapped out for you it's gonna help Mold you into everyone else DONT THINK FOR YOURSELF
14.
America, Land of the free fake synthetic chili cheese But there's none here left for me! Spent two bucks on a quarter pound of beef. I don't want this hot dog meat unless it's extra bad for me! I wanna clog my arteries! I need my fucking chili cheese!
15.
I hear you calling but I'm not answering. This bottles the only company that I need tonight I don't now why I bother, cos it wouldn't matter You know it's over

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released August 13, 2015

recorded by: Joey Green at the Genoeva Room

This album was recorded between 2013 and 2014.

Thanks to all our friends for their support throughout. Support your local scene. Checkout music from other 808 bands

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Beaman Honolulu, Hawaii

Three Dudes. One Hero.

Recorded at the geneva room.
engineered and mixed by Joey Green.







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